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Confessionals in Lagos

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My husband's side chick sent me a wedding invitation
A wedding invitation came to my office today. Gold envelope. My full name in calligraphy. The groom is my husband. Of nine years. The date is the Saturday he told me he'll be in Port Harcourt for site inspection. Reception here in Lekki, burgundy and champagne gold. There's a price list for aso-ebi, family of the groom. I called the enquiries number and his MOTHER picked up. She said ah, so she finally sent it, and cut the call. It's in eleven days. I've paid for the aso-ebi. I don't know why.

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I'm a software engineer and I've been turning it off and on again for a living

Six years. Good salary. People think I'm a genius. Last week the CEO's laptop wasn't connecting and the whole floor stood behind me while I worked. I restarted it. They clapped. One person asked how I knew. I said experience. I've built real systems, I promise. But 40% of my reputation is one button.

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Confessionals in Lagos

My husband's side chick sent me a wedding invitation

I'm a software engineer and I've been turning it off and on again for a living

My husband faked his own kidnapping to pay off his betting debt. I paid the ransom.

My Banana Island client paid me ₦2m to sit in his car for three hours. I still don't know why.

His mistress added me to a group chat

Story time: my mother-in-law moved in for two weeks in 2021

I catfished my own husband to test him

Two years of a stranger's love letters arriving at my flat. They are the best thing in my life.

A woman's name was inked inside my wife's wrist at her cousin's wedding, with half a love heart

For a year I've attended a stranger's family meetings. They think I'm the cousin from Enugu.

My husband's cousin lives in our Ikoyi boys quarters. She's his daughter.

I told the barber just a little off the top and now I have to change my name

My parents think I'm a doctor in London. I drive a delivery van and have for six years.

I have collected my late uncle's pension for four years. The family thinks it stopped.

Read your partner's diary for ₦1m?

Someone Paid Me ₦8Million to Attend My Own Funeral

My brother has been dead for five years. He lives in Ibadan and my mother cooks for him on Sundays.

I am the church treasurer. I borrowed from the building fund. The audit is on Sunday.

I've been almost at the venue for 45 minutes. I'm in my towel.

I've been two different women for two years