I got pulled into the big girls circle in Ikoyi. I thought we were selling wigs.

Let me confess first so nobody can say I hid it: I took the money for two months and never once asked what was in the boxes. Aunty Bee found me at a brunch in Ikoyi, and inside a week I was one of the girls. ₦150k a week to carry wig boxes to hotels, Uber paid, no questions. I bought my mum a fridge.