My boss asked me to sign for a parcel at the airport. It had my name on it, not his.

Note to self, since nobody at work will put this in writing. Tuesday: my boss asked me to collect a parcel at the airport and sign for it. Fifty thousand naira for one signature. The customs officer looked at the box, looked at me, and asked if I knew what was inside. I said documents. He smiled and said documents do not breathe.