so my brother, who I love, who I would carry on my back, took the whole wedding budget, ₦3.5m, the reception, the DJ, all of it, and put it on one 30 game accumulator because a man at the viewing centre swore it was sure, and 29 games came in, twenty nine, and the last one was a second division match in a country none of us can find on a map, and he was refreshing his phone at the venue tasting.