I went through my man's phone and found out HE has been going through MY phone

I waited till he slept. Used his thumb. I'm not proud. No girls, no secret chats, nothing. I was almost disappointed. Then I opened his Notes app. A list titled Tolu suspicious activity. Dated. With timestamps. Smiled at phone 9:14pm, said it was a meme, did not show meme. Changed password again. Laughed in the toilet. This man has been running a full investigation on me while I was running one on him. Two detectives in one house, zero crimes. We are getting married in March.