She said she's not hungry and then ate my entire plate. A timeline.

7:02pm: I'm fine, I ate before I came. 7:04: let me just taste. 7:05: the tasting has become a relationship. 7:09: she has discovered the plantain. 7:11: I have been given two pieces of my own beef, as a gift. 7:15: she asks why I'm not eating. 7:16: she orders a drink to wash down MY food. I paid ₦9,500 to watch someone I love enjoy herself, and the worst part is I'd do it again.