I told my family I get a Christmas bonus. There is no bonus. I pay my brother's fees.

No bonus. There has never been a bonus. Three years ago my mum asked how I suddenly had money to send in December and I said bonus, abeg, just to close the question. She told the WHOLE family. Now every December my uncles ask how big it is and my cousins hint like they are drivers. Truth: I save from March, small small, because my brother's university fees are not something I want clapped for. Last week my boss asked if I wanted a bonus form. I laughed too loud.