I've been pretending to be on a call every time my landlord passes. F…

deji · 2026-10-09T01:52:39.003+00:00

It started with one hello? hello? I can't hear you. Now it's a full character. I have a fake colleague called Segun. I've argued with Segun about a shipment. I've told Segun we'll circle back. Last week my landlord stopped me, pointed at the phone and said greet Segun for me. He KNOWS. He has always known. I still said Segun, landlord says hi, into a phone that was on the home screen. Rent is due on the 30th.

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I've been pretending to be on a call every time my landlord passes. For two years.

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