The bride's father sacked the DJ mid-song

Wedding in Lekki yesterday, God forgive me for laughing. The DJ played a song that has the groom's ex's name in the chorus. Okay, mistake. Then he played it AGAIN. Bride's father got up, walked to the booth slowly like a man going to collect a debt, unplugged the laptop himself and took the mic: we will continue with silence. No band o. So for twenty minutes four hundred of us ate jollof in dead quiet. Spoons only. One aunty forgot herself and started humming and her whole table turned.