I signed as the witness at his court wedding in 2019. Today I watched him marry my cousin in church.

Ikeja registry, a Tuesday, he needed a second witness and I was the girl from his office who said yes for small chops money. The bride that day was a nurse who left for the UK the following month. Fast forward. My aunty has been planning this white wedding for a year and I only saw the groom properly at the altar. I recognised the agbada before the face. He recognised me during the photos. He has not stopped sending me money since 4pm.