A man paid his danfo fare in a live crab. The conductor accepted it. The crab got a seat.

Between Ajah and Lekki, standstill traffic. The man in the middle row held out a crab, still moving its claws, tied with raffia. Conductor looked at it for a very long time and said it will do. The crab sat in the man's lap the whole way, facing forward. When we reached his stop he took the crab off, thanked us all and said my wife will be pleased. I have so many questions.