Went on a date to an Ikoyi rooftop. His ex was the hostess. She seated us by the kitchen door.

She smiled the whole time. Our starters came 40 minutes late, cold. My drink had enjoy ;) written in the foam. When he went to the toilet she came over, sat in his chair and said he did the same rooftop with me, same table actually, but by the window. Then she left. The bill had a 15% charge they called loyalty.